How down hill has Playboy gone when the biggest thing to happen to them in ten years is crackheaded Lindsay Lohan posing for the magazine? Who wants to see her freckled ass anyway. I would respect Lindsay Lohan a lot more if she came out and said she was getting in to Hardcore Porn but Playboy? Come on. The best part is that she is rationalizing her doing Playboy by saying it’s a tribute to Marlyn Monroe.  I guess it is fitting, one crazy crack head playing tribute to another crazy crackhead.

Lindsay Lohan is channeling Marilyn Monroe — again — for a high-profile magazine shoot. This time, it’s Playboy.

Lohan’s publicist, Steve Honig, confirmed reports she’s posing in the nude, telling The Famous in a statement: “Lindsay has completed a successful photo shoot for Playboy magazine and will be on the cover of the January/February issue, which hits newsstands in late December. The pictorial is absolutely fantastic and very tasteful, and will be accompanied by an interview that will let readers see another side of Lindsay.”

Here is a comment from one of our faithful readers who Goes by Jackie Smith. And Jackie Smith says we have issues. Below is a picture as well. Thanks Jackie. (Spelling and Grammar not changed)

Stupid Woman of the Day: JACKIE SMITH

another fat pig who can’t get laid.

listen, bitch. making up some bullshit website won’t get your fat ass laid. get off your computer and get your fat ass on a

Great just what America needs a scumbag commie like Tina Fey crapping out a child. That kid will be well taken care of financially but it doesn’t have a chance with such a suck of a mom that Tina Fey may be. I am surprised that Tina Fey isn’t spitting on Soldiers coming back from the Middle East.

Tina Fey has been quite from her usual soap boxed agendas since the Obama administration has taken such a huge dump. I wonder when Tina Fey will start protesting against Obama’s war for oil? With the federal government shutting down Tina Fey should have a lot to complain about but she won’t. Or she will just find a way to blame it on the right and the war in Libya is probably bush’s fault too.

So it is true that smarts are getting bred out of society. Sad day.

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There are many reasons men and women cheat but let me give a story of a guy I ran into at the gym today. He has been married five years has two beautiful children and one cheating whore wife. He didn’t know she was a cheating whore until about a week a go.

He works hard to provide for his family while his botoxed wife seems to do the same. He woke up to find his cheating wife not in bed with him and over heard some chatter coming from the living room. He went in there to see his cheating wife talking on a cell phone he had never seen before. A “Ghost Phone” A fight started and she was able to weasel her way out of it. The next day the husband felt bad so he brought his cheating wife flowers and coffee to her office to only find two sets of flowers already there from her mystery man. The best part was she looked at him knowing she was caught and told him it was his fault because he works to much.

Wow he works to much? Why do people get married anymore?  We won’t let gays marry because it will ruin the moral values of marriage, but 50% of marriages end in divorce and infidelity is common yet don’t want to ruin that sanctuary?

I don’t know why women or men cheat so any help feel free to post below.

Say hello to my little friend.

If you didn’t know it alread women are liars. Why are women liars because it is their trap to lure us men in. The lying starts at a young age once their mother allows them to start wearing make up, shave their legs and then comes Victorias Secret padded bra and boom a boob job later on in life. Liars all liars. Without the razor makeup an everything else where is the true beauty?

Hollywood has made women liars. You here these liberal TV shows like, “The View” say how men have made women this way or how magazines make young women want to look thin. Come on Joy Behar you make women want to look thin you ugly fat pig. You and Whoopi Goldberg are the ones to blame for eating disorders and all these lies because no women want to look as butt ugly as you two.

So ladies don’t be afraid most of you have that inner beauty and some are lucky enough to have natural beauty. So next time you start to feel sorry for yourself lie. Put on some Mack, a push up bra some spanx and look in the mirror. Then look at one of the hottest women on Earth Sofia Vergara’s of,”Modern Family” and say I am not that ugly.

Crak head? No that's Victoria Vergara of, "Modern Family"

Hayden Panettiere is hot but apparently she is stupid too. What a moron Hayden is playing Convicted sadist sexual killer Amanda Knox in a movie due to come out titled Amanda Knox: Murder on Trial in Italy’ premieres on Monday 21st February 2011 on Lifetime. Knox was found guilty of the grizzly murders of  her British roommate Meredith Kercher, and here Hayden Panettiere the Hero’s star is saying we should praise this scum for her bravery?

Hayden Panettiere you have a lot of growing up. You like Knox need to be held accountable for your actions. Knox shouldn’t be spending the next 20 plus years in jail she should have to go through the same sexual torture that she put Meredith Kercher through everyday for the rest of her pathetic miserable life. And you Hayden should at the least send a letter of apology to the family of Meridith Kercher and no a stupid ass tweet on Twitter is not good enough you moron. Hayden Paniettiere you should be ashamed of yourself.

Hayden you are so stupid.

If you thought that Fergie couldn’t suck anymore then she already did her Super Bowl halftime show with the other crappy Black Eyed Peas proved otherwise. A few of the guys I watched the Super Bowl with were talking about how fine Fergie is and I about puked. There is nothing attractive about that meth head if you ask me. Her singing sucked, her dance moves sucked and Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas looked even More awkward then usual.

And Fergie don’t ever again try to sing a real bands music. Unless your voice has been digitized to the point of not recognizing you then just stay off stage. Your horrible Karaoke attempt of Guns and Roses was at the least pathetic. Fergie go back to what you are good at smoking crack and doing Gang Bangs your singing is as revolting as your dance moves. When will the NFL and the Super Bowl have a good Half Time Show? Never?

I smoke rocks Joe Rogan

Oh yea they aren’t allowed out of the house. I understand having a dictator like President Hosni Mubarack must suck but do you know what is going to suck even more ladies? Having the Muslim Brotherhood take over. Just look how happy the women of Iran are so that may be the real reason the women aren’t protesting as much as the men, they like their freedom.

Founded in 1928, the same year Mubarak was born, the Muslim Brotherhood has influenced Islamist movements across the globe, including Hamas in the Palestinian territories, which the U.S., European Union and Israel consider a terrorist organization. As conditions change in the Arab world’s most populous country, the group may have to allay concerns about the role it will play. The Brotherhood is banned from politics in Egypt, and members have had to run for office as independents.

So as crappy as your lives are what do you think is going to happen when these idiots from the Muslim Brotherhood do something stupid and the U.S. wipes you all off the face of the Earth. Think about it.

Muslim Brotherhood

Ole Miss has to be up to something when a top ten recruits stupid mother forges his signature on his letter of intent to play football there. After Cam Newtons father was caught trying to get hundreds of thousands for his son to go to Ole Miss another scandal breaks out. Sorry Floyd but your mom is an idiot. You probably already new that though. What kind of scandal is going to have your name tarnished all over it because of your stupid mom. Oh yea she forged your signature on your letter of intent.

Floyd Raven’s mother is a grown ass women so how did she not know this was wrong and illegal. Her son forgives her now. But when his name is raked through the coals because she allegedly was trying to pull a Newton I wonder how forgiving he will be. Floyd ditch your idiot mother and all your idiot friends and concentrate on YOU. Get yours. Get a smart attorney and agent, not some dumb ass rapper., because based on your text which I will go in to later I doubt you will be attending college at Texas A & M for very long.

Here is the text message that Floyd Raven sent to Ole Miss about what his stupid mom did.

“Yeah she did,” Raven wrote. “I had no clue because I wasn’t home, but I figured she thought she was doing the right thing she didn’t kno  she couldn’t sign dat  stuff and how serious it was.”

Floyd I can understand a typo for the word know for KNO but the word DAT for that shows your stupidity. “DAT”? You ignoramis you sent that to a potential higher university that you may be attending.

In closing Floyd Raven you may just be as stupid as your mother but with the right people around you, you may have as awesome of a career as JaMarcuss Russell.

Me and my mom is going to be like Cam Newton and his dad.

Why are women so complicated? What a great question and if we had the answer to this age old riddle us men would be a lot happier.

1. They never know what they want. Unless their friend has it then they do.

2. They are emotional roller coasters.

3. They shop to much and never find what they are looking for so they buy everything.

4. They think to much about the wrong things. Instead of making things easier they find a way to complicate things.

5. They always want more.

6. They want to change everything. Even when it is perfect they will complicate it by finding something to not like.

7. They can’t not bitch.

8. Women think their lives are so much harder then a mans.

9. FACEBOOK. need i say more?

10. They are meaner to the ones closest to them.

11. They are fat even when they are skinny.

12. Women complicate themselves by not embracing change.

13. Plastic surgery.

14. Women are complicated because they idolize Hollywood celebrities.

15. Women are complicated because they don’t have a penis to give them direction in life.

Why are you so damn complicated?

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