Articles from June 2010



Please Help Todd Zancaner Propose To Elizabeth Moomjian

So Elizabeth Moomjian is a finalist in the Hooters Viewers Choice Awards. So good work Todd. Out of the tens of thousands of girls that work at Hooters you have one of the ones with the best rack check her out
http://apps.facebook.com/hootersapp/hootersvoting/girls/Elizabeth_Moomjian?source=status&fromWho=1497984434&ref=mf
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I hate Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials

Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials has to be one of the most stupid, annoying woman on the face of the earth. When she talks I want to puke and I think she is the poster girl for High School Drama Dorks everywhere. When Flo talks about her big tricked out name tag, or the type of motorcycle she drives I want to throw the TV remote control at her.
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Foot Fetish Gone Wrong.

So my friend has a weird foot fetish. I think all foot fetishes are weird but his is even more weird then other foot fetish freaks. Most men with foot fetishes like pretty petite feet, but not this guy. He has a girlfriend we will call her S and him J. Well S is a very sexy girl with a rockin body. Only problem is J could care less about the pair of titties that make you want to beg for buttermilk, and the ass like a rappers girlfriend, he is with S for her feet.

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Huge on ABC, Why not just title it Fat Camp?

Okay ABC has a new show on Monday night called, “Huge”, and my wife can’t stop talking about it. It is a show about over weight teens who go to Fat Camp for the summer. I know fat camp is not the word that you are supposed to use, but ABC if you name a show about a bunch of fat teenagers that are sent off the camp Huge, then I think me using the title Fat Camp is not all the that bad.
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Slayin Stupid Sacramento Chicks Since 1994! Todd Zancaner.

Hi This is my friend Todd Zancaner. Ladies you may look at him like he is just some piece of meat, but he’s more then that. He is not just a buff good looking sex machine, but he has feelings too. Even though He has taxed your mom or your older sister doesn’t mean you can’t be the one. This post is looking for a stable, sexy, rich, some what intelligent womento love a guy that will give you the lovin that you deserve. Todd Zancaner is that man. Please enquirer about this sex machine looking for your love.

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I’m, “That Guy.” So Don’t Give Me “That Look.”

Listen I’m that guy. Many things may come to your head when you read that statement. But trust me I’m that guy. You know who created that guy my wife. For the things I used to do and get high fives for, my wife gave me another fun saying ‘’That Look. ’’ Now by the time I become ‘’That Guy’’, ‘’That Look’’ can kiss my ass.

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Lady Gaga Plays In Jerry Seinfeld’s Box?

Lady Gaga is a freak, a weirdo, a moron, a scumbag, a slut, a pig, an embarrassment, a loser, ugly, disgusting, trashy, and a New York Yankee fan? Over the weekend Lady Gaga once again made an ass out of herself ant the New York Met’s vs. New York Yankee Game. Her outfit alone would get any normal person banned from Shay Stadium for life.

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Stupid Hair Stylist.

s it a prerequisite that if you are a hair stylist that you have to have the worst haircut on the face of the earth? Now I have two friends that are hair stylists in El Dorado Hills CA and they are pretty, normal girls with nice hairdos. But if you walk in to either one of their salons in El Dorado Hills it is like walking in to a hair circus.

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Is Koolaid better for you then MonaVie?

I know that if you look at the nutritional facts of Koolaid and MonaVie there are a lot better things in Mona Vie then in Koolaid, or is it? Koolaid is full of sugar and artificial flavors, where MonaVie is packed full of vitamins, and things that are good for you. But it goes a lot deeper then the $40 bottle of snake oil that monavie is.

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Women’s equal rights.

So I am in the dating game. I have been on a few dates lately and women have changed in the last few years, there is a since of inner strength that had been masked or hidden for years. Recently women have all these “Powerful Women’’ to look up to and it’s almost like they are trying to take over the world.

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