That is the Hottest picture I have ever seen of Snooki. Who knew that Nicole Polizzi would so good naked. This is one sexy nude pic of Snooki.

jajajaja nice she looks skinnieer in this pic.

oh really? are u guys just noticing? do you know the feeling you get when you see shit? that's the feeling i get when i look at this bitch. SOOOO FUCKING UGLY!!!!! and irritating too.

I totally agree. Snooki is a fat fucking pig, I wouldn't fuck her or kiss her but I'd let her blow me if she promised not to tell anyone

This is soooo funny! “Snooki is by far the stinkiest, ugliest, biggest, nastiest, fattest, dirtiest turd in the toilet.” I was laughing so hard when I saw that, and then a pic of a chimp! That chimp looks very sexy compared to nasty snookie. And her cupid mouth is such a bother to look at. Oh, did it ever dawn on anyone that snooki has NO TALENT, except for looking dumb.

That is extremely funny!
Though I’m petite I still have to laugh at your truthful decscription.
I also think the situation us an ugly guy with no class.
I don’t get any of this stupid crap.

Snooki has hemorroids & gnorrea, but, if snooki is stupid, more stupid are her fans.

finally, i agree with a blogger 100% , you hit the nail on the head, I had rather turn queer before having to look at that shit bag naked. Good God surely even playboy has better standards than that! When did they make a lifestyle troll doll?

damn. this blogger sounds really jealous of snookie. i dont know why shes famous. but, this blogger is a hater! why dont you not worry about other peoples miserable lives and work on yours? focus on yourself dude.

You are a fucking Moron “honestly”

If you need the help removing your tampon, all you have to do is ask…

her name should be spooki – she is horrifyingly fat and scary looking.

Wtf??? Calm your shit down man…u fucking whore slut who would hate snooki..shes cool an your a fagget ass motherfucker who is jelous cuz u cant get any men/women u manlady

stop people who think this ugly fucking whore is nice are out of there fucking minds i met her when she was doing ace of cakes in bayonne nj she didnt want to take pictures say hi to anyone that bitch should just fall off the face of the earth already

Thank Gawd…..I thought I was the only one who thinks Skanki is a piglet! Ugly. Fat. Stupid. Uneducated. Spoiled brat.

I am so freaking glad I’m not the only person that feels this way. I’m such a nice person but I can’t stand this disgusting chick. She truly makes women all over the world look bad and I’ll be so damn glad when her 15 minutes are over. I can’t believe we as a society have encouraged her fame by watching that stupid show or buying her dumb book. I actually started watching to see what the hype was all about surrounding her but all I got was total disgust from Snooki’s behavior! Please hurry up and disapprear from the screen because you have NO talant and you are a bad role model for young girls watching your shoe you nasty whore!!!!!!!

When is this slutschkin going to disappear?

Skank, too bad our society cares more about this whore than our country.

Learn how to spell dumb ass.

I think we’d all be better off if this moron learned to use a gun and then turned it on them selves instead.

Snacki might be the worst person on the planet. I would rather fuck a box of used needles. I’d be less likely catch something and I bet it would hurt worse due to the fact that her vagina has teeth and toenails.

Snookie is a disgusting fat little piglet! I would let anyone without a penis suck my dick, in her case I wouldn’t let her close to my dick she might try to eat my bratwarst the fat little bitch. I really don’t even know if she is really even a girl or just a disgusting wookie!! I think her relatives were the wookies in star wars!!

snooki is so fucking ugly i cant believe shes famous, shes a fat pig and i hate her.

This is soo sad. I have a daughter and she will get her ass beat seriously if i catch her acting that way in public. They are disgracing themselves the whole jersey shore cast it’s so pathetic and then the USA is in a recession but yet we have enough money to pay each of these idiots 50,00 dollars per show. Smh what is our world coming to!?!?!

hahahahaha, this is funny. im not defending Snooki and im not defending the writer of this, but i am saying that when you post garbage like this, it makes you 10 times lower than the “stinkiest, ugliest, biggest, nastiest, fattest, dirtiest turd in the toilet” that youre talking about. shes a person, just like you. so please, shut up and maybe write about something people care about.

And you commenting on this mus make you 10 times lower than the “stinkiest, ugliest, biggest, nastiest, fattest, dirtiest turd in the toilet”

Maybe the problem is finding role models on jersey shore. i’m sure there are lots of things there that we want our young’uns doing, and not just those done by that stupid person snooki.

oh? please explain to me how that works? PLEASE try and tell me how writing neutral comments makes me low, i’d love to hear your logic.

lmao, snooki not snacki (although as much as she weighs, it might as well be!)

Someone doesn’t speak english…

Well, your username says your a girl… so you’re a chick with a dick?

why would people like skankes like her?butt ugly fat/chunky,no skills?what is the illure?on tv?are we that dumb?where our the values?look up to our real heroes!!!! not this

snookie is a nasty skank!! i do have a set!!come see.you may be agood person but snookie if you ever met her yourself she is not a good person!!! i have

This is so TRUE!

… another dumb ass posting shit on the internet that nobody wants to read

I suggest you stay off the internet if you can’t spell.
on the bottom is a version you’ll understand.

YO, bitch be of da interneyz if yuz cant spell!

You Read it, Dip Shit

Neutral?  Really?  I would explain this to you but you are obviously an irate woman.  The only logic you will ever have will be a few inches inside your vagina, and hopefully pulled out to stop your circle of stupidity before you ruin your children’s lives.  

I love it.  Could not have put it better.  ”snooki” is a vile creature, and I’m glad somebody has the gall to put it in writing.  

Well, I live in Berkeley, CA, and I view New Jersey as a disgusting cesspool.  Sorry, but it’s true.  I mean really, glamorizing mobster/killers??   WTF?

get a grip! if you dont like her dont waste you breath and write something so foul and crude about her! 

you had me rolling on the ground man!! hahahaha

your a dumbass

go back to circle jerk blog man we don’t need this negativity bro chill dude

God you are literally a dumbass. I was stoned and could not stop laughing while reading you post. Have a good day!

god you are a dumbass

Never watched the show, but Snooki is a PIG for sure.  Like an old whore who’s now striping to the music of a sax, piano and drummer.  Hey, hey baby, take it off!!!!!!!!

Nicole polizzi had an eating disorder when she was in highschool… she gained weight from it… now she lost it and is back to being healthier than ever. Youre so disgusting…. its people like YOU that is the cause of why so many girls have eating disorders…. low life. thats all i gotta say.

Nooo, Snooki is disgusting…Fake tan, fake personality. She’s a trashy, drama queen, who never grew out of middle school. She is a HORRIBLE role model for young girls. Hey little girls wanna be like me? All you have to do is throw away ANY sense of decency, get a spray tan, get drunk all the time, and make a completed fool of yourself on national TV!!……..All people like that are what’s wrong with today’s society.

I couldn’t give two tosses what she looks like, this ‘character’, this ABOMINATION has been let loose onto television which doesn’t exactly give the best role model for anyone, whether it be male or female. This shallow, self serving and just downright pond scum should be taken off the air and so should the entire show. I’ve watched ONE episode and that alone insulted my intelligence. I feel for her if she did have an eating disorder, I do. But doing the things she does and speak the way she does, she almost deserved to be punched in the kissa. I do not condone that she actually was punched but by God I’m sure it felt good to actually put her down a notch. She brings women kind all over the world back down a level and I’m sure a lot of women can agree because the last thing they want is to be generalized as such a filthy creature as ‘Snooki’.

“That’s right Caca, if you put your mouth over the end of the round tube there, magic pixie dust will come out and help you fly. Now put your finger on that little curvy trig- I mean button. And squeeze…”

What really pisses me off is that snook dog tells mike nobody in the house likes him (S1) and he say she has a few “rolls” and he is given stick by the others, because the ugly little pig dog gets upset.  For frigg’s sake, what does someone intend when they say no one likes you, other than to shame and humiliate this dude, but of course you insult a woman about her fat little body and you’re the bad guy.  This hypocritical little piece of work gets away with murder.  

What really pisses me off is that snook dog tells mike nobody in the house likes him (S1) and he say she has a few “rolls” and he is given stick by the others, because the ugly little pig dog gets upset.  For frigg’s sake, what does someone intend when they say no one likes you, other than to shame and humiliate this dude, but of course you insult a woman about her fat little body and you’re the bad guy.  This hypocritical little piece of work gets away with murder.  

Using your amazing logic then it could be adequately determined that it now applies to you.

I can’t stand snooki. she is so stupid. How can u not know u had sex?!?! Really dumb ass! Her bf deserves better, but he’s stupid too if he keeps getting back with the stupid whore! Gezzz

I can’t stand snooki. she is so stupid. How can u not know u had sex?!?! Really dumb ass! Her bf deserves better, but he’s stupid too if he keeps getting back with the stupid whore! Gezzz

Yeah i agree, but ya know what. to be honest i would deal with that dirty fat leather skin slut for a bit too, if she was madly in love with me, i would strictly do it for the money and a little bit of fame, use that smut up and THAN toss her in the trash like the dirty used piece of shit she is.
Snookie actually lives pretty close to me, about 45 min’s. I live in Orange County NY,

i dont care about her eating disorder that still dont change a thing about her fucking stupid ass

i could write about this stupid bitch till my fingers fell off…..dont think i woulkd run out of breath haha stupid ass….people like you keep heer on the air

Lol i cant not believe you think people could be jealous of this stanky bitch..are you fucking kidding me you got 2 out of 100 people that like her and 1 of them is you….you got some fucking problems…she can get men because she is a whore i mean shes drunk most of the time she has sex and i cant see any guy haing sex with her unless they were smashed out of their minds…they wake up and vomit and seeing who they jsut had sex with lol…If you really like snooki then i fell sorry for you….i bet your just like her a little fucking whore who sleeps with anything that has a dick

Well, she has fake tits so you know she is worthless. Any woman with fake tits is worthless. A skank and a whore. 

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It’s a shame that teens and children even younger LOVE watching this trash.. All it’s showing is that it’s OK for teens go out, drink, have sex, become gay, show your privates, and then through all that.. Become famous for it. Reality tv is not reality when 1. Your getting paid to be aired on the show… 2. You have made the front page of almost every magazine… 3. And you even get promoted to other jobs like modeling, doing commercials, and so on. So I don’t know why MTV waists they’re time doing anything like reality tv anymore. everyone knows its not real half the shit is fake if they do get busted for drugs or anything and happen to go to jail the $$$$$$ bails them out, seriously they can get away with anything because they’re a reality tv star when they’re supposed to be representing the REAL reality of things, but instead it’s sending the wrong message to all younger adults out there… Reality tv is seriously corrupting the upcoming generation it’s hard to tell what’s going to come up next on MTV. I don’t want to, see another reality show again in my life because all this shit is is TRASH TRASH TRASH

It’s a shame that teens and children even younger LOVE watching this trash.. All it’s showing is that it’s OK for teens go out, drink, have sex, become gay, show your privates, and then through all that.. Become famous for it. Reality tv is not reality when 1. Your getting paid to be aired on the show… 2. You have made the front page of almost every magazine… 3. And you even get promoted to other jobs like modeling, doing commercials, and so on. So I don’t know why MTV waists they’re time doing anything like reality tv anymore. everyone knows its not real half the shit is fake if they do get busted for drugs or anything and happen to go to jail the $$$$$$ bails them out, seriously they can get away with anything because they’re a reality tv star when they’re supposed to be representing the REAL reality of things, but instead it’s sending the wrong message to all younger adults out there… Reality tv is seriously corrupting the upcoming generation it’s hard to tell what’s going to come up next on MTV. I don’t want to, see another reality show again in my life because all this shit is is TRASH TRASH TRASH

It’s a shame that teens and children even younger LOVE watching this trash.. All it’s showing is that it’s OK for teens go out, drink, have sex, become gay, show your privates, and then through all that.. Become famous for it. Reality tv is not reality when 1. Your getting paid to be aired on the show… 2. You have made the front page of almost every magazine… 3. And you even get promoted to other jobs like modeling, doing commercials, and so on. So I don’t know why MTV waists they’re time doing anything like reality tv anymore. everyone knows its not real half the shit is fake if they do get busted for drugs or anything and happen to go to jail the $$$$$$ bails them out, seriously they can get away with anything because they’re a reality tv star when they’re supposed to be representing the REAL reality of things, but instead it’s sending the wrong message to all younger adults out there… Reality tv is seriously corrupting the upcoming generation it’s hard to tell what’s going to come up next on MTV. I don’t want to, see another reality show again in my life because all this shit is is TRASH TRASH TRASH

Word to the answer below me.

Remember the days when there used to be real entertainment? Well, look at media nowadays, doing their best to corrupt our generation.

For instance, look at all these songs so passionately advertising sex, drunk sex, and relationships, which in turn lead to more sex. 
Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton-what is this world coming to?

I mean, Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus used to be decent. Then this corporation called Disney twisted their minds and led them down the gradual path to drug addiction. Disney in the old days-I’m talking about the 1900s-was far better than the crap we have today. It was amusing, it was light and playful-basically, it was real entertainment. But we really should be worried if, in the short span of a few decades, this is what we end up with. Oh god, give it twenty years. The whores are waiting.

And look at this. Sexualized clothes such as thongs for goddamn TEN year olds, with “eye candy” and “wink wink” scrawled tastelessly across them. It’s not like anyone will be seeing them, right? 

We can only hope.

And now with Jersey Shore. A “reality” show, featuring whores and pimps. Emphasis on “reality”. Sadly, Jersey Shore is technically foreshadowing the fate of our generation. They teach you, luxury above all, and that sex is all that matters. And we wonder about the sudden outbreak of junior prostitutes.

Until the world wakes up, I’ll be praying. 

But technically, we’re doomed.

Agreed she is a fucking ugly monkey whore gorilla.

i find it amusing that this site is dedicated to how stupid women are, when whoever is behind the articles can’t even utilize the english language properly. the spelling and grammar display in this segment are absolutely atrocious.

although i do agree with the fact that Snooki is a disgusting, talentless, overweight slag and needs to be put in a zoo somewhere before she flashes her “kookah” to millions of poor, mindless viewers (although i wouldn’t want her flashing her saggy, used up vag to the kids in the zoo either, but it’s more acceptable when they think it’s a gorilla rather than the sorry excuse for a woman that she is) i think this would be more legitimate if it were written by someone who could actually spell their insults properly.

However, regardless, this is funny and i enjoy reading these articles.

You know how loose you would have to be not to know you had sex!
Evil knievel wouldn’t even try jumping that gap!

Snookie is the biggest hoe ever I see her on t.v shes fuken stupid air head hoe I just want to punch my t.v when her face comes on go die already hoe how could gionni be with you! Hes stupid cuz u screwd by mike and you and dinna are desperate to get srewd by every and any thing with a penis whores yall r the ones that infestead the u.s with s.t.d’s snookie your a ugly stupid hoe die please please please do us a favor and die ur scard geonnies ganna find out ur a whore and maybe uall die and ill piss on ur grave cuz you cheated on geonnie you hoe.