I hate Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials

Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials has to be one of the most stupid, annoying woman on the face of the earth. When she talks I want to puke and I think she is the poster girl for High School Drama Dorks everywhere. When Flo talks about her big tricked out name tag, or the type of motorcycle she drives I want to throw the TV remote control at her.

Progressive Insurance

Donkey Punch me, Please

I had Progressive insurance, but by the second crappy Flo commercials I canceled it. I mean come on Progressive that is the best pitch man you could come up with? Is Flo the owner of Progressive Insurance’s paint chip eating virgin for life grand daughter. I even like that stupid Limey Geico Insurance Gecko better then Flo the Hoe. Progressive what are you thinking, and what type of people are you marketing to? Short bus driver insurance?

Well Progressive you have lost my business, but I applaud what you are trying to do. I know McDonald’s hires special people to work in their establishments, but I think Flo is the first special pitch man in commercials. You may ask yourself what is the name of that moron in the Progressive Insurance commercials, It’s Flo. Flo the Hoe

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  • twmw

    Wow, thanks everybody, I feel so much Better, knowing Others Hate hate hate these commercials. And to give her the name “Flo”, who doesn't know that that indicates the monthy Flow, period………… not a great name……
    The Music also, makes me Nuts! She gags me, and the customers are lamebrains, enthrawed with her charms. I ALWAYS, as quickly as is possible, grap the “clicker” and change that channel.
    I'll bet “in real life” she's a sarcastic, chain smoking, snarky, mean bitch……… laughing all the way to the bank…….
    You go Flo………… flush……

  • Woodfinjoe

    I HATE HER!! I stray away from hating but I've almost sworn off tv because of stupid crap like Flo the ugly hoe! No wonder other countries hate us. It's not cleaver it's not funny it's retarded. I hope her husband rapes her in the ass! She sucks!!!

  • Flo Hater

    Oh, twmw, that racket they play in those ads doesn't even come close to qualifying as “music!” To me it is like nails on a chalkboard. I mute the ads every chance I get. What is incredible to me is Progressive's obvious surplus of advertising dollars! “Flo the Hoe” is on every TV channel, almost on every website I visit daily, in print ads and on the radio…it's absolutely ludicrous! Maybe if they spent a few less buck$ on these awful ads, they could treat their customers better, eh?

  • Hugh

    I dont think I have ever hated anything in my life except Flo and Progressive insurance. I loathe the sound of her voice and her cocky dike ass way of making the other people in the commercials look stupid.

  • Guy

    I’d do her

  • Zeke

    I mute the sound every time. I hope I live long enough to see these horrible commercials die.

  • Concerned citizen

    Totally agree! They play those damn commercials 24/7 every 2 minutes on every tv station in America. And who pays for this torture? The stupid progressive policy holders do. Somebody has to pay flo for her time.

    Progressive also runs the single most anti white male ad campaign on tv. White men on those commercials are either gay, effeminate, weak, wimpy, stupid or goofy. Let’s end this nonsense. Never buy a progressive policy and email em and tell them why. If you have a policy, cancel it and tell them why. We do have a say and we do have power. Let’s use it!!

  • DC-inDAhouse

    I agree….like those Corona Commercials, making the men feel like a WIMP, screw that shit!

  • Andreglinsky

    You couldnt have put it better…. her voice and face pierce my brain… you wanna throw a remote at the tv… i wanna crawl inside that TV and skull fuck the bitch right after knocking her teeth.
    And by the way, i also had progressive, and the week they started airing that retarded bag of shit, my wife and i both agreed its time to change insurance. :) Even my three yr old cant stand her…

    But on the other hand, I think how annoying and obnoxious she is is all part of there plan… But their plan is failing

  • Eburoff

    i just want to see the dumb cunt nude! I cancelled my insurance with them and when commercials come on TV.. i cant change the channel quick enough! my 82 year old mother wants to giver her a beat down too!

  • Red_Oscars

    How much time do you have to have on your hands to hate Flo, the Progressive Insurance Lady? Then to actually write in ranting about it? I don’t know about hating Flo – I like her, myself, but I think if someone who calls themself “Pooh” is going to rant and rave about how much they hate a commercial spokesperson they should at least know when to use “hire” – meaning to gain employment – instead of “higher” – which means to gain altitude. So I guess we really do know who rides the ‘Short Bus’.

  • Guest

    I’d do her too.

  • Pooh

    Thank you for the editing help Red_Oscars. You are also the first person to defend Flo that has come to this site. You must be a friend or related or are you Flo? That would be cool either way thank you.

  • Johnunion

    I, for one, do not have much time on my hands. I can’t read my email, check serious news, check the stock market without first being accosted by this irritating woman on MSN!!! She’s everywhere, everywhere!!! When, for Christ’s sake, does her contract expire!!??

  • Jaime1382

    Yeah I don’t like her.. i just think they should kick her off tv. I don’t wish death on anyone she just needs to disappear from everyone’s vision.

  • Flo Hater

    For Johnunion…I found a way to block all those annoying Flo ads. Use Google Chrome instead of IE or Firefox and download Privoxy. It effectively blocks them ALL, thank goodness!

  • Ddtheluck

    Has anyone noticed the big square box she wears as an ass?

  • Thomas Ward

    I am from Massachusetts, and  our Attorney General Martha Coakley is trying to stop them from raising their rates here, to a ridiculously higher level. I do not care, personally, for Martha, but at least she is trying her best.
    I canceled my policy (not that they care) with progressive,
    They are the “wall-mart” of auto insurers.

  • Thomas Ward

    “You may ask yourself what is the name of that moron in the Progressive Insurance commercials, It’s Flo. Flo the Hoe” She is a terrible actress, who insults “real morons” She is NOT a whore, just an annoying woman who should, in my opinion, be sent to
    “cartoon” land, just  like that Anthony did, to people he did not like in the old. “Twilight” movie, years ago.
     

  • Drexxell666

    I’d screw her like a monkey

  • Drexxell666

    I want some of that action

  • Glenn

    It is a marketing plan.  Everybody hates this cunt Flo, but you remember Progressive Insurance.  The same hold true for that British douche bag lizard from Geico.  People will remember the company name.

  • Acdog

    I dropped them too because of the stupid bitch. Not her fault, she’s makin more bucks than we’ll ever see. But really, can’t progressive be more progressive? This has way outlived it’s time…

  • Thalassomedon

    I the Progressive commercials with Flo in them, are annoying to the point I wish every time one comes on my TV would automatically mute until the commercial is over.

  • Mjurich

    Hey the GD commercials are on every five minutes.    They should use them on the POWs.    After that anyone would actually have to find the time to rant,   I just want to scream!!!!    What rreally blows my mind are the “men” who want “to nail her”…..Good God, hope I never run into one of those throw backs in real life.    

  • Nai

    HAHA< I thought I was the only one who muted her. I also mute the State farm one where this dude interview people in their homes and sing bad, not to mentionJG Wentworth 877 cash now. Urrrrrg

  • Kwhitte1

    you’re psychotic. like… it’s impressive how psychotic you are. to each his own, I suppose

  • YouAreTooMuch

    it must be so hard to be a white male in this society….

  • Ihateflo

    I want to hit her in the face with a shovel

  • -=datruth=-

    every commercial nowadays is either targeted to faggots or ppl who like shitty acoustic guitars licks with somebody whistling over it.  ppl kno what they want now and they kno where to get it, why the hell do we even need commercials.  at least make commercials like the super bowl ads and ppl wont wanna torch their tv when they see that logo
    disappear at the bottom of the screen

  • guest

    We just turn the TV on mute and make up rude comments to match her mouth movements.  And there are a lot of them.  I wouldn’t buy insurance from anyone like her or a lizard, or a fake general, or…

  • guest

    We just turn the TV on mute and make up rude comments to match her mouth movements.  And there are a lot of them.  I wouldn’t buy insurance from anyone like her or a lizard, or a fake general, or…

  • Rush Mmcxii

    I don’t care if progressive insurance gave me free policies for my home, cars and whole life. I would tell them to stick it. Everytime I see that obnoxious, pasty face, dingbat hoe I try to impale myself with the remote control. I’d rather have a simultaneous root canal and vasectomy performed with a butter knife. Screw water-boarding, Abu Gruaib prison, seal team 6 and CIA predator drone attacks with hellfire missiles. Just take over Al Jazeera television and play these god damn progressive insurance commercials and the entire middle east will be begging for deliverance. The only thing that would be better is if GEICO bought out Progressive. Then the GEICO caveman could pickup the nearest rock or club and bash Flo’s head in. Now that would be a Super Bowl commercial that would rank above the Mean Joe Green Coke Cola commercial from the 1970′s.

  • Vtxphil

    Flo has a huge ass. That gal is fugly too.

  • Profpaul99

    She wears so much make-up that she looks like a child’s nightmare of a scary clown.

  • Digdugdead

    I hate that ugly red haired bitch too! I hope she gets raped and kicked in the throat!