Sookie Stackhouse is ugly, Anna Paquin is ugly too.

Stupid Woman of the Day! 7/16/10 True Blood’s Sookie Stackhouse, Anna Paquin

Sookie Stackhouse of True Blood played by Anna Paquin is ugly. Sookie Stackhouse is so white trash that it is hard to believe that her in real life as Anna Paquin is not as white trash. Sookie’s voice is so annoying it is like some inbred hillbilly was put on camera and is getting paid in watemelons so she can shoot the seeds through that big gap in her teeth.

The medical term for one of Sookie Stackhouse’s problem is her large Diastema. That is the gap between the two front teeth. That gap between Sookie’s teeth is bigger then the gap between her legs I bet. Why when famous people have somethin

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g like that they don’t get it fixed? If  Sookie and Michael Strahan had a kid their teeth would start where the wisdom teeth go. That gap would make Jenna Jameson’s gap look small and she’s seen more sausage then Jimmy Dean.

I wonder how  Eric and Bill Compton feel when they have to kiss Sookie Stackhouse? I guess you just close your eyes and go for it. Anna Paquin needs dental work more then the Predators. With all that money Sookie bolt some fake tits on, gets some braces and paint that sows face of yours up and get some voice speaking lessons you hillbilly.

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  • me

    You fucking fucktard. I could take the piss out of most of your “article”, but just to focus on one small point – Anna Pacquin is from New Zealand, so the accent you're hearing is what you might (on a good day) identify as “acting”.

    I have to agree that some bolt-ons could help, but that's just a personal preference, and I actually like someone to have some obvious sense of self rather than just be a carbon copy, false view of what is currently attractive.

  • Blah

    she is sooo ugly!! i dont feel like watching the show cause of her!!

  • http://twitter.com/Blaz_Bluex Adam

    LMAO

  • JoJo

    You are a complete dumbass. The show is set is Louisiana, hence what you call the “hick accent.” It is a Southern accent which you obviously know nothing about. What? Did you expect someone from Louisiana to speak like someone from New York City? You are an idiot. As for the gap between Anna Pacquin's teeth, granted it is not all that attractive but at least it is more realistic than the fake, unnatural, solid white “Chiclets” that many Hollywood celebs have these days. Example: Take a look at the singer Jewel, she has never caved in and had her teeth fixed either. They are very crooked. And look at Stephen Moyer's bottom row of teeth (the actor who plays Bill Compton on the show) very crooked also. At least they look more natural. Some people just don't obsess like you obviously do over the “little things” in life. The fact that Anna Pacquin has a gap in her teeth and is what you consider “unattractive” did not prevent her from getting the part in True Blood. She is famous and most likely very wealthy now. Can you say the same??? As I said before, you are a complete idiot.

  • Dkkkkkkc

    JoJo you are the reason that a site like this exists. Speaking of Idiots have you looked in the mirror lately? What makes someone normal by having jacked up teeth? Jewel has a nasty ass mouth. How many women have huge boob jobs and a messed up grill? Guess you were stupid to see the humor in this post. i thought it was hilarious.

  • Drk

    JoJo you are the reason that a site like this exists. Speaking of Idiots have you looked in the mirror lately? What makes someone normal by having jacked up teeth? Jewel has a nasty ass mouth. How many women have huge boob jobs and a messed up grill? Guess you were stupid to see the humor in this post. i thought it was hilarious.

  • Guest

    She can’t be ugly for the gap. But she is a bit ugly for those small eyes. They’re (in TB) trying to fix it with big fake lashes but it just doesn’t work. And she’s not a monster like you described her but she’s not beautiful.

    P.S. But I agree that there should be also ‘unperfect’ famous people too. We’ve used too much to see plastic faces. But that’s what they give us from a long time.

  • Fgfgfgfg

    i want to stick my hard erect c*ck in that gap and f**k it till i break all her ugly teeth

  • Guest! :P

    Can’t stand her at all!
    She’s so ANNOYING… even if she got that gap filled, there still something odd about her. Mainly her eyes! LOL
    But I can’t help but imagine what Eric and Bill feel when kissing her? Do there tongues get stuck?
    Ew..sloppy seconds.

  • Kharlibrite

    You should always go back and re-read what you’ve put down – so you dont sound as stupid as you apparently are. Anna Paquin is a beautiful woman, and woman dont need to paint their faces or insert plastic into the breasts to be beautiful. That is stupid. You should get out into the world and realize that the differences between people, be it a gap in their teeth, or their dialect, is what makes this world beautiful and worth living in…apparently, you have no life skills or knowledge to fall back on, or you would realize this. NOTE: I have gone back to check my spelling and ensure what I meant to say came out JUST AS I INTENDED.

  • Spellingbeechamp

    Kharlibrite I love when idiots like you come on to the site and critique it. For one it’s a blog and there isn’t an editor that proof reads these blogs. Also anyone can post anything they want on the blog and I nor anyone that posts on this blog claim to be English majors, besides your dumb ass. I hope you triple check your work next time you dumb shit, self crowned spelling bee champ. When you use the word DON’T as an abbreviation of DO NOT you need to put an apostrophe between the N and the T. Since you made that error twice in your comment one can’t believe that it is (or I could have used IT’S) a minor typo. It just shows you are an ignorant jack ass. Also APPARENTLY should have been capitalized as well. I won’t comment on you misuse of commas because now we are getting to technical for both of us. So next time you want to judge someone and praise yourself you should make sure you check your work better, “So you DON’T sound as stupid as you apparently are.” I didn’t check my work either shit bag so no need for another lesson; I think school is out, moron.

  • What Did I Say?

    I AGREE MY MAN! Fuk them bitches! Did i misspell something? I got $100 on the fact that Kharlibrite is got a gap in her teeth and a FLAT CHEST! Just saying!

  • http://www.pvsmiles.com/Reem-Kidess-DDS-FAGD-PLLC.html Fred Collinsworth

    Well, true that stars have no right to be imperfect since they get all the money they want to pay some Hollywood dentist or something, and there’s also sedation dentistry for those who are afraid of the pain but still, a lot of stars don’t even think of fixing those smiles. Although, I have to say that there are celebs who have far worst problems than Anna Paquin. In fact, I think Anna’s problems are minor compared to others like Amy Winehouse or Hillary Duff’s. Most women here in Phoenix has nice teeth so I’m really surprised that some celebs won’t even lend a little bit of effort into fixing those chompers.

  • Asmartman

    Awiseman is Agayman.

  • Cmblost1818

    totally agree these women are rank

  • Rhowena

    Why are you so affected with her teeth? Dont you know that you are sinning judging her because of her teeth? God gave that to her…just mind your own business and mind your own life.

  • Kammy

    I get it, you just want all women to be these perfect blonde stick figured plastic breasted bimbos. How original, I bet you subscribe to playboy don’tcha? There is nothing wrong with the way she talks or the gap in her teeth or the size of her body. She was made that way and she is very independent in her skin which makes her a beautiful woman. I’m sure she kept it so it would be a reminder to be herself when it is so easy to forget who you are in hollywood, she stands out among the rest and that is what makes her special. Not everyone wants to look like your “ideal” woman, and trust me, you are not really seeing the whole picture, you are seeing airbrushed, plucked, sucked and pulled woman.

  • she still can do porn

    She’s worth a one night roll in the hay.  That’s about it. 

  • she still can do porn

    She’s worth a one night roll in the hay.  That’s about it. 

  • She still can do porn.

    bitch, bitch, bitch, piss, moan, and bitch. 

  • She still can do porn.

    bitch, bitch, bitch, piss, moan, and bitch. 

  • PUSSY HAS NO FACE

    I’d let her suck my dick.  

  • PUSSY HAS NO FACE

    I’d let her suck my dick.  

  • swordsmith

    fuck you you absolute loser how can u say anna paquin is ugly you have no taste whoever posts that sookie is ugly is definately gay
    first of all yea she got a gap in her teeth big deal
    second of all anna paquin was in x men as well as rogue
    but u didnt even notice u was too busy jerkin off to wolverine u dirty lil gaylord
    anyone else dat disses sookie again is offically a faggot
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  • Kammy

    You are a shallow individual, no wonder you are still single and never get laid!

  • Stardust

    you people are ridiculous! lmao! u really need to get out more!

  • Kdramafan

    It’s funny because in the books Sookie is supposed to be pretty, tall-ish and with really big breasts. She’s basically the opposite in the show…yet the actors have to go along with that idea. I just find it humorous. The credits should say “very loosely based on the novels by Charlaine Harris”

  • Helix

    Sookie is really, really, i mean really ugly!

  • Baronvondude

    Ok listen these comments are confusing because he is talking about the actress (anna paquin) but keeps calling her sookie. Even after stating that the part of sookie is played by Anna paquin. Strange.

    The character sookie stackhouse is suppose to be a buxom blonde bombshell. Anna paquin is not a buxom blonde bombshell. Argue miss paquins beauty all you want but the character she is trying to play is not suppose to need any argument made for her. Oh and before you say it’s better they cast her because real women don’t look like that keep in mind her fairy blood is suppose to make her like one of those “plastic” women you hate. So even though they are lewd and crude these guys make a point. It makes no since for Anna paquin to get sookie stackhouses attention.

  • Rubyred325

    I agree that Anna Paquin isn’t the prettiest girl, and judging by what I’ve read she’s a bit of a slut, but what’s with the “get some fake tits” comment? She has perfect breasts. Do you think she should get breast implants just so men like you might find her more attractive?You must be an asshole with a small prick and major insecurities.

  • Midnightx

    I want to punch her in the fucking face, SO FUCKING ANNOYING! FUCK SOOKIE!

  • Anonymous

    Nigger

  • Bdcaudill

    The best acting is done by every actor on the show who pretends Sookie’s as good-looking and smart as she apparently thinks she is. It’s a bad show where the main character is the easiest to hate, and it’s not even close