I just can’t get in to the WNBA I hate it. I’m sorry to all you feminists and especially to you lesbians that think the WNBA is the best thing since flannel, denim, and softball but I can’t stand it. When I get my 15 minutes a day of free time without the wife and kids and I get to turn on Sports Center and they are showing highlights of last nights WNBA games it starts my day off horribly. I think to myself what do I do to deserve this torture? It’s really worse then High School Boys Basketball.

Record Breaking turnout at a WNBA game

Now don’t get me wrong I don’t hate all female sports, I just hate The WNBA, and all female basketball for that matter. I can watch soft ball, I love the Olympics. I go crazy for the girls gymnastics, and I will even watch figure skating. But there is a big difference in all female to male sports and then the NBA to the WNBA. THE DUNK. See softball still has the home run, and the female gymnasts can still  do a ton of flips, and the female ice skaters can do all the twists, but female basketball players can’t dunk. Oh and don’t tell me about that one six foot eight girl that can barely dunk she sucks. Really you can touch up the net flat footed but hardly, barely, sometimes can dunk? Pathetic.

There is a lot more to do to basketball then the dunk, there’s the alley ooop, the sweet no look, the three pointer, but the WNBA basketball players makes it look all awkward. I know I will get one idiot that will comment and say that the worst WNBA player would still beat me in one on one or horse and all I have to say to them is no shit, they are skilled ball players they are professional athletes, they better be able to beat a fat out of shape white guy. People don’t pay to watch me play basketball, but I will tell you watching my rolley polley ass waddle up and down the court just may be more entertaining is all.

So please Sports Center no more WNBA low lights between 6:45 and 7:00 I beg you. It starts my day off horribly ESPN, I have to drink an extra cup of coffee and re look at the good porn emails from the day before just to get me to lunch.

Thanks, Every Man

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