Posts belonging to Category 'Stupid chick flick'

Sex in the City 2 is Horrible

My wife and I had a compromise I watched the SF Giants game and she gets to watch Sex in the City 2. Horrible move on my part. Sex in the city 2 has to be one of the worst movies of all time. The first scene was a gay wedding and they all have breakfast in the morning after and all the gay guys look like the Jonas Brothers.

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Going the Distance with Drew Barrymore looks Stupid.

Going the Distance the new Drew Barrymore movie looks stupid. Another stupid chick flick with exdruggy Drew Barrymore and I am already hearing my wife and her sister talking about it. The only good movie Dre Barrymore has ever been in is E.T. well and The Wedding Singer was good only because of Adam Sandler.
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Gwyneth Paltrow releases new country single, “Country Strong” and it Sucks.

wyneth Paltrow is a Country Western singer? I hate when stupid people especially stupid actresses, and actors from Hollywood think they can branch in to Music. Just because your are making a country movie why would they think of an idea of getting stupid Gwyneth Paltrow to sing? Was this cleared with the producers?
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No more Gay Vampire shows, please!

The Vampire craze has to over soon, and when it tanks there are going to be a lot of stupid women out there getting their Team Edward Tattoo covered up. But really ladies what is this fascination with gay vampires? Let’s look at Edward Cullen , more like Edward Colon for example. He is white and pasty, one nipple looks like a piece of Pepperoni the other like a piece of Salami, he has a concave chest, and his wiener would be like a Popsicle. And you know how that feels right ladies? Oh college the experimental days how I miss thee.
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She’s out of my league was a good chick flick.

Jay Baruchel was funny and his dry since of humor made him a cool dork. And the lead actress in She’s out of my league is named Molly played by Alice Eve. Alice Eve in She’s out of my league was not only fine but really funny as well. You may have seen her in the one of the Worst chick flicks of all time with the old whores in Sex in the city 2. But she totally redeemed herself in She’s out of my league, and she will be playing Emma Frost in the new X-Men First Class so that’s a bonus.
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Ali Fedotowsky is an Idiot and the Bachelorette sucks!

How can the Bachelorette be so popular? Sorry ladies, but this show epitomizes your stupidity. All the guys on the Bachelorette have some serious issues, and sorry Ali Fedotowsky any woman that would go on the Bachelorette is a two bit whore. These poor idiots where in the world could a woman or a man get away with dating 15 people at the same time?
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Huge on ABC, Why not just title it Fat Camp?

Okay ABC has a new show on Monday night called, “Huge”, and my wife can’t stop talking about it. It is a show about over weight teens who go to Fat Camp for the summer. I know fat camp is not the word that you are supposed to use, but ABC if you name a show about a bunch of fat teenagers that are sent off the camp Huge, then I think me using the title Fat Camp is not all the that bad.
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Vampires aren’t scarry anymore.

Stephenie Meyer has screwed up the images of Vampires for us from now on With her Twilight Saga. I remember reading Anne Rice’s Interview with a vampire and I didn’t think vampires could get anymore, for lack of a better word, GAY. And then I read Twilight Stephenie Meyer and Edward Cullen have taken Vampire Gayness to an unspeakable level.

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Another Stupid Chick Flick

If you are crying at the end of a movie and you ask me how it was, it sucked. The new one she wants to see is Eat Pray Love with Julia Roberts. I heard her and her sister talking about it and I wanted to Puke. Eat Pray Love? What kind of stupid ass title for a movie is that? Eat Pray Love.

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