Women are Liars

If you didn’t know it alread women are liars. Why are women liars because it is their trap to lure us men in. The lying starts at a young age once their mother allows them to start wearing make up, shave their legs and then comes Victorias Secret padded bra and boom a boob job later on in life. Liars all liars. Without the razor makeup an everything else where is the true beauty?

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Fergie Sucks.

If you thought that Fergie couldn’t suck anymore then she already did her Super Bowl halftime show with the other crappy Black Eyed Peas proved otherwise. A few of the guys I watched the Super Bowl with were talking about how fine Fergie is and I about puked. There is nothing attractive about that meth head if you ask me. Her singing sucked, her dance moves sucked and Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas looked even More awkward then usual.

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Where are all the women protesters in Egypt?

Oh yea they aren’t allowed out of the house. I understand having a dictator like President Hosni Mubarack must suck but do you know what is going to suck even more ladies? Having the Muslim Brotherhood take over. Just look how happy the women of Iran are so that may be the real reason the women aren’t protesting as much as the men, they like their freedom.

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Floyd Raven’s mom forged his signature.

Ole Miss has to be up to something when a top ten recruits stupid mother forges his signature on his letter of intent to play football there. After Cam Newtons father was caught trying to get hundreds of thousands for his son to go to Ole Miss another scandal breaks out. Sorry Floyd but your mom is an idiot. You probably already new that though. What kind of scandal is going to have your name tarnished all over it because of your stupid mom. Oh yea she forged your signature on your letter of intent.

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Why are women so complicated?

Why are women so complicated? What a great question and if we had the answer to this age old riddle us men would be a lot happier.
Women are complicated because they don’t have a penis to give them direction in life.

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Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords Tragedy Smeared By the Liberal Media

What has happened in Tucson AZ is a travesty. An armed gunman (May he rot in Hell) opened fired on a group waiting to meet Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords. Six are dead many injured and Congresswoman Gifford is in the hospital with a gun wound to the head.

Instead of embracing one another in this time of mourning what does the liberal media do? They start a smear campaign targeting President hopeful, Governor Sarah Palin. Now don’t get me wrong I am not a Sarah Palin fan. Especially with her last idiotic antic, “Meet the Palins” or whatever that stupid show was called. But what ever idiot started this smear campaign should be ashamed of themselves.
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College Football BCS National Championship.

Today is the day that all red blooded American men have been waiting for. The College Football National Championships. Even though the BCS is flawed and the majority of us would love to see some sort of playoff system in place it will not detour the majority of us to not watch The Auburn Tigers and Oregon Ducks in the BCS National Championships.
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Khloe Kardashian, Lamar Odom’s new TV series

The FAT, Big, enormous Kardashian, Khloe and her half wit basketball-playing husband Lamar Odom are getting their own reality show. I wonder what the name will be, “Big and Bigger?” ” My Fat Wife?” Not yet I guess. The eight-episode series is, tentatively titled “Khloe & Lamar,” and will air on E! and begin filming early this year, focusing on the couple and her brother, Rob Kardashian, who is a semi-permanent houseguest, the network said Wednesday.

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Kara Dioguardi’s memoirs review.

Want to read about a book that probably will sell less then 10 copies? Well here you go. Kara Dioguardi the crappy stupid judge of American idol has wrote a book on her memoirs. I would rather sit in a dentists chair and get drilled for the next week then to read her book.

KARA DIOGUARDI, the 39-year-old American singer-songwriter and former AMERICAN IDOL judge, is set to release her memoirs entitled ‘A Helluva High Note’, according to Entertainment Weekly. Despite recently leaving the hit US singing contest ‘Idol’, DioGuardi is set to speak about her time on the show in the book set for release on April 26th 2011.

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A Woman’s Prayer.

Dear Lord…

So far today, I am doing all right.
I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or self indulgent.
I have not whined, bitched, cursed, or eaten any chocolate.
I have not charged on my credit card.

However, I am going to get out of bed in a few minutes, and I will need a lot more help after that.

Amen.

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