Posts belonging to Category 'Women jokes'
June 7, 2010 | Posted by galen
Here are 10 reasons why men are better than women: 10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their [...]
Categories: Women jokes | 
Tags: 10 reason why Men Are Better Than Women, Men Are Better Than Women, why Men Are Better Than Women | 
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June 4, 2010 | Posted by admin
At the top there is the smartest man in the world. From there you go down to the stupidest man in the world. Just beneath him is the smartest woman in the world.
Categories: Women jokes | Tags: Stupid Woman, stupid women, Women Are Stupid | 2 Comments »
June 3, 2010 | Posted by pooh
They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together..
They get back to his place,
And as he shows her around his apartment.
She notices that one wall of his bedroom is
Completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom,
With hundreds and hundreds of cute,
Cuddly teddy bears carefully placed
In rows, covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken
Quite some time to lovingly arrange them
And she was immediately touched
Categories: Women jokes | Tags: Sensitve man, Stupid Woman, stupid women, teddy bears | 1 Comment »
June 3, 2010 | Posted by admin
Politically Correct about women, when talking about women you might want to be politically correct, OR NOT! She does not: GET PMS—She becomes: HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL She does not have: A KILLER BODY—She is: TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE She is not: A BAD COOK—She is: MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE She is not: A BAD DRIVER—She is: AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED She is [...]
Categories: Women jokes | Tags: Politically Correct about women, politics and women | No Comments »
June 3, 2010 | Posted by admin
“A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s. She changes it more often.” – Oliver Herford “A wife of 40 should be like money You should be able to change her for two of 20″ – Anon “She tells enough white lies to ice a cake” – Dorothy Parker “She’s got such a narrow mind, [...]
Categories: Women jokes | Tags: stupid women quotes | No Comments »
June 1, 2010 | Posted by admin
To all women, On behalf of all men I would like to clarify a few points: The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location. Never ask me to purchase feminine products. Assume that I will come home with the wrong thing. When watching TV hugging is always fine because I can still see the [...]
Categories: Stupid Women in Relationships, Women jokes | Tags: from men to women, letter for women, rules for women | No Comments »
June 1, 2010 | Posted by admin
First Name: mike joke: What does a woman and carpet have in common? if you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them later How are women and a pile of dog crap alike? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up !!!!!!!!!! First Name: Cole joke: How [...]
Categories: Women jokes | Tags: female jokes, Women jokes | No Comments »
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